Welp, it's been a few months

"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
11/24/2016 at 23:32 • Filed to: None

Toenails = trimmed.

You know it’s time when they start to wear through your work boots. And/or when your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/husband says “Cut your damn toenails or I’m leaving you”.

DISCUSSION (32)

TheHondaBro > fhrblig
11/24/2016 at 23:35

Keep Oppo feet.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > fhrblig
11/24/2016 at 23:37

Gross

TheHondaBro > fhrblig
11/24/2016 at 23:39

#offtopic

Birddog > fhrblig
11/24/2016 at 23:40

Nobody wants to see the grossest part of the body! Gaaaa!!! Ick!

wafflesnfalafel > fhrblig
11/24/2016 at 23:42

Gotta keep them in good shape to do that three pedal dance, (or two if you prefer.)

My feet look completely messed up compared to yours - now I am self conscious...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > fhrblig
11/24/2016 at 23:42

Thanks, you’ve just singlehandedly caused me to return all of my Thanksgiving dinner.

Nibby > Birddog
11/24/2016 at 23:42

Believe me, that is not the grossest part of the body.

fhrblig > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
11/24/2016 at 23:47

Oh, come on. I didn’t even show the before picture.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > fhrblig
11/24/2016 at 23:47

#KeepOppoWeird?

fhrblig > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
11/24/2016 at 23:48

I can safely say you’ve never seen actual gross feet before.

ttyymmnn > fhrblig
11/24/2016 at 23:49

Some people have attractive feet. I’m sorry, but you do not.

ttyymmnn > fhrblig
11/24/2016 at 23:49

#Keep Oppo Off Toe Pic

fhrblig > ttyymmnn
11/24/2016 at 23:50

I can live with that.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig
11/24/2016 at 23:52

All feet are gross. It’s just a matter of degree.

fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/24/2016 at 23:54

I’ve seen some feet you could call attractive, but it’s not really my thing. They may as well be invisible.

PatBateman > fhrblig
11/25/2016 at 00:00

You need a pedicure. Go get that shit professionally done.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro
11/25/2016 at 00:00

Toes out for Harambe

fhrblig > PatBateman
11/25/2016 at 00:04

Pfft. I have a belt sander. I’ll take care of it.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > fhrblig
11/25/2016 at 00:18

why did you do this to me

fhrblig > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
11/25/2016 at 00:20

Because you were tired of Thanksgiving-themed posts, admit it.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > fhrblig
11/25/2016 at 00:21

Okay.......

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > fhrblig
11/25/2016 at 00:23

Well that’s true.

PatBateman > fhrblig
11/25/2016 at 00:25

Almost posted a pic of a belt sander instead of my comment.

Autofixation > fhrblig
11/25/2016 at 00:30

I had liquid, mucoussy, gaseous diarrhea after Thanksgiving dinner.

Since we are sharing personal health stories.

Also, not whatI need to know, really.

fhrblig > PatBateman
11/25/2016 at 00:34

See, we’re on the same page.

fhrblig > Autofixation
11/25/2016 at 00:35

At least I can fix my problem with a belt sander.

Xyl0c41n3 > fhrblig
11/25/2016 at 00:38

Dude. You’re supposed to cut them straight across. Cutting them rounded leads to vicious hangnails.

fhrblig > Xyl0c41n3
11/25/2016 at 00:48

I’ve never gotten hangnails on my toes and I’ve always cut them this way. Guess I’m just lucky.

Xyl0c41n3 > fhrblig
11/25/2016 at 00:51

You should try getting a pedicure sometime. They do a nice foot and leg massage up to your knees. At the place I go to they also put on a mint sugar scrub and then cover your legs with hot towels so you get an invigorating rush of the cool mint tingle followed by the slow burn of the fresh towels. And then they wrap your feet in paraffin wax and it feels soooooo good.

Birddog > Nibby
11/25/2016 at 02:33

The foot is the nastiest part of the body.

Nibby > Birddog
11/25/2016 at 08:38

He could’ve posted his junk.

CaptDale - is secretly British > fhrblig
11/25/2016 at 13:51

You should also do it that way they won’t grow back to a point and wear out your socks, sheets, and partner’s legs